wid3yed:

wid3yed:

if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?

and now we wait….

(via nomatter-gay-straight-or-bi)

nicevagina:

nicevagina:

let me just slip in to something more comfortable

like your vagina

this post started coming up on my dash and I was like who the hell wrote that and it turned out to be me 5 months ago AHAHAH

(via shuty0urwhoremouth)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

than-glitzenhamer:

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

did you just reply sarcastically to your own post

I think it was more in a way of revelation

(via witheyesclosedtheheartbreaks)

itsbetterthananal:

itsbetterthananal:

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU GUYS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS

DO I NEED TO STRIP

CAUSE I’LL FUCKING DO IT

DO I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER

DO I NEED TO PUT ON MAKEUP

DO I NEED TO POSE WITH CUTE PETS

DO I NEED TO KILL SOMEBODY

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS WHAT IS THE TUMBLR SECRET

nearly 10k notes are you shitting me tumblr

(via laws-of-thermodynamics)